Ever walked into a Lamp-post

I was being lines man for a game of football on Saturday. During the game the ball was kicked out of play so i turned to run to get the ball. Little did i know that behind me was a great big pole which i ran straight into wrapping my whole body around it and causing head and leg injuries. I don't know how i ended up with cuts on the front and back of my legs as well as chipping my tooth and having a Jerry bump on the side of my head. However i am recovering now. The moral of the story is always check where you are running before you start otherwise it can be very painful. If you are having an unfortunate day today i hope this makes you smile.

Pete